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Mushroom Coffee · Est. for the Couch-Inclined
Coffee plus functional mushrooms for people who want sharper focus, steadier energy, and a calmer gut — without adding one single extra step to their routine.
Are you a Funguy?
Lion's Mane is in here for a reason. It supports focus and memory, so you can finally finish the sentence you started ten minutes ago.
Cordyceps brings steady energy without the jittery crash — just enough to make "one more episode" feel like a choice, not a life sentence.
No judgment here. Reishi is known for supporting a calm, balanced mood — useful the morning after literally anything.
A warm, satisfying mug first thing can help curb the urge to graze before noon. Chaga's packed with antioxidants too, so it basically counts as self-care.
The Funguy Formula
Zero psychoactive compounds, zero weird trip — just coffee that's working a little harder than usual. *These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Pick Your Format
All blends, all formats. Mix and match in your cart.
Drop it in your machine like any other pod. For people whose entire morning routine is "press button."
For drip, pour-over, or French press. For people who already have "a setup" and aren't changing it.
Stir it into coffee, tea, oat milk, or just hot water. For people who want options and minimal commitment.
It's Coffee. It's Easy.
Scoop, drop a pod, or open a bag
Add hot water, milk, or your usual brew
Stir, if you're feeling ambitious
That's it. Seriously. You're done.
Real Funguys
"I forgot I was supposed to be tired today."
"Finally found the brain cells I misplaced in 2019."
"My 3pm slump filed for divorce."
Questions, Answered
No. Lion's Mane, cordyceps, chaga, and reishi are functional mushrooms — completely different from psychoactive varieties and legal everywhere coffee is. You'll feel clear, not cosmic.
About the same as a regular cup of coffee — the mushrooms work alongside the caffeine, not instead of it, so you still get that familiar kick plus some backup.
The Funguy Mix works in tea, smoothies, oat milk, or plain hot water. The Pods and Grounds are coffee-based, so those are best for actual coffee drinkers.
Functional mushrooms tend to work best with consistent daily use — most Funguys notice a difference within one to two weeks. Individual results vary.
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